Reason #28

Because the woman sitting in front of me (of course I'm stuck standing) on the train seems to be highly offended that my lunch box has tapped her knee twice....look lady maybe if you lost a few pounds your fat fucking legs wouldn't be crowding me and my goddamn lunch box! JESUS!

Reason #27

Because apparently taxes were due yesterday (for my company) and I have to make 19 trips to the damn post office while carrying stacks and stacks of shitty heavy paper....isn't this the receptionists job?!

Reason #26

Because my boss is a bitch and she was born here.

Reason #25

Because the bus I took to the grocery store (too hungover to walk a fucking mile and a half) decided to go express (without telling me) causing me to go MILES out of my way!

Reason #24

Because of the crummy snowrain, Rock and Scissors (Halloween costume reference) cancelled on me....you can't have Rock, Paper, Scissors without Rock and Scissors!! NYC Halloween FAIL

Reason #23

Because I get stuck on the Q train at 11:30pm with the drunk bitch that pukes (an entire meal) in the middle of the train car and a homeless man that rolls, lights and smokes an entire cigarette while drinking his plastic bottle of vodka....stay classy new york shitty!

Reason #22

Because of the douchey Wall Street Exec who decided that picking his nose and eating his findings was a GREAT idea! Gagging in my coffee right now!